Humor ===== This section is for those fanatic fans who watch OG way too much. So check it out and see if you’re one of those people. :) - You spend hours in the shower - You refer to Earth only as the Opal Planet… - …and to mankind as the Opal People - You use the term “wetting down” instead if “taking a shower” - You try to talk to whales - You think you actually *can* talk to whales - You use a picture of Dr. Hellegren for dart practice - Your e-mail address is something like: YourNameHere@helen.orca.ca - You can’t make up your mind if you want cornflakes or coconuts for breakfast - You try to talk exactly like Neri - Your computer is called HELEN - You start talking to your computer - Your computer starts talking to you (at least that’s what you think…) - Every day you impress your friends with another one of Winston’s wise remarks - You check the whole house for any sign of MCT whenever you go to a birthday party - The only kind of jewellery you ever wear is a mediallion just like Neri’s - You visit an Eskimo villiage to find out if “fine” really is an old Eskimo saying - Your dreams consist of entire Ocean Girl episodes - You have installed Linux on your PC just to be able to run NeriLock and X-Neri ;-) - You sell your house, car and other things, move to a deserted tropical island to live for the rest of you life just so you can live like Neri - When designing your house you make allowences for the 5 hectare salt water pool that is going to be the center of the house just so when you need to “wet down” you can - You paint your room to look like a tropical forest and design a bed that looks like it is in a tree just so you feel like Neri when you are trying to get to sleep - You just can’t stop playing the 21st level of “Desent 2” (N’Neri Ring), because it reminds you of… I’ll give you one guess ;-) - You think you are a ocean child too and got thrown into the ocean like Mera but just haven’t been found yet - Everytime you try your karaoke-skills on the song “Cosmic Girl” by Jamiroquai, you change the lyrics to: “She’s just an ocean girl, from another galxy…” - You tell the systems administrator not to buy that new RS6000-server, but a HELEN 3000/6000 instead - You get scared because someone might use your school to store radio active chemicals - You wonder if Dr. Hellegren is somehow related to Bill Gates ;-) - You instinctively say “Hi, Charley?” whenever you see a whale in reality, on TV,… - You keep watching Star Trek 4 (the one with the whales), even though you normally hate Star Trek movies - Everytime you want something to be done immediately, you keep saying. “Today. Not tomorrow. Not when the full moon kisses the Sphinxes ear, but *right now*!” - You build a replica of Neri’s house in your garden - You go searching for underwater pyramid - You try to open a jammed automatic door by playing an eletric guitar - You’re trying to swim like Neri and as fast as her and you even try to breath underwater - You go looking for spaceships under a beach - Whenever you see a big white pickup drive by, you’re convinced that it’s the guys from UBRI watching you - You’re defenitly Ocean Girl obsessed if you plan to have 2 daughters and 2 sons (maybe 3 sons) and call them Neri, Mera, Jason and Brett (and Kal) - you hate Louis …and you really know, when… - You spend all your money trying to win the lottery jackpot so you could finance a fifth season of Ocean Girl