Humor

This section is for those fanatic fans who watch OG way too much. So check it out and see if you’re one of those people. :)

• You spend hours in the shower
• You refer to Earth only as the Opal Planet…
• …and to mankind as the Opal People
• You use the term “wetting down” instead if “taking a shower”
• You try to talk to whales
• You think you actually can talk to whales
• You use a picture of Dr. Hellegren for dart practice
• Your e-mail address is something like: YourNameHere@helen.orca.ca
• You can’t make up your mind if you want cornflakes or coconuts for breakfast
• You try to talk exactly like Neri
• Your computer is called HELEN
• You start talking to your computer
• Your computer starts talking to you (at least that’s what you think…)
• Every day you impress your friends with another one of Winston’s wise remarks
• You check the whole house for any sign of MCT whenever you go to a birthday party
• The only kind of jewellery you ever wear is a mediallion just like Neri’s
• You visit an Eskimo villiage to find out if “fine” really is an old Eskimo saying
• Your dreams consist of entire Ocean Girl episodes
• You have installed Linux on your PC just to be able to run NeriLock and X-Neri ;-)
• You sell your house, car and other things, move to a deserted tropical island to live for the rest of you life just so you can live like Neri
• When designing your house you make allowences for the 5 hectare salt water pool that is going to be the center of the house just so when you need to “wet down” you can
• You paint your room to look like a tropical forest and design a bed that looks like it is in a tree just so you feel like Neri when you are trying to get to sleep
• You just can’t stop playing the 21st level of “Desent 2” (N’Neri Ring), because it reminds you of… I’ll give you one guess ;-)
• You think you are a ocean child too and got thrown into the ocean like Mera but just haven’t been found yet
• Everytime you try your karaoke-skills on the song “Cosmic Girl” by Jamiroquai, you change the lyrics to: “She’s just an ocean girl, from another galxy…”
• You tell the systems administrator not to buy that new RS6000-server, but a HELEN 3000/6000 instead
• You get scared because someone might use your school to store radio active chemicals
• You wonder if Dr. Hellegren is somehow related to Bill Gates ;-)
• You instinctively say “Hi, Charley?” whenever you see a whale in reality, on TV,…
• You keep watching Star Trek 4 (the one with the whales), even though you normally hate Star Trek movies
• Everytime you want something to be done immediately, you keep saying. “Today. Not tomorrow. Not when the full moon kisses the Sphinxes ear, but right now!”
• You build a replica of Neri’s house in your garden
• You go searching for underwater pyramid
• You try to open a jammed automatic door by playing an eletric guitar
• You’re trying to swim like Neri and as fast as her and you even try to breath underwater
• You go looking for spaceships under a beach
• Whenever you see a big white pickup drive by, you’re convinced that it’s the guys from UBRI watching you
• You’re defenitly Ocean Girl obsessed if you plan to have 2 daughters and 2 sons (maybe 3 sons) and call them Neri, Mera, Jason and Brett (and Kal)
• you hate Louis

…and you really know, when…

• You spend all your money trying to win the lottery jackpot so you could finance a fifth season of Ocean Girl